ENGELBLAU COLLEGE
GATEWAY TO THE VALANGAVERSE
"GET AN ENGELBLAU EDUCATION"
HELLO, WORLD. THIS IS THE ANGEL SPEAKING.
MAY I ASK A FAVOR? BE STILL FOR A MOMENT AND LISTEN.
I am the gatekeeper of the University.
Pleased to make your acquaintance!
Now, I'm going to have to check your Valangaverse Very Vogue Visa (URIEL U ID also doubles as a Valanga Visa) and ask you a few questions before I let you pass through to the
URIEL UNIVERSITY CURRICULUM CUT
(dont worry, its about Frodo and Geppetto, mostly) and then you can proceed on to the
ANGELIC APTITUDE ACADEMY ADMISSIONS AREA.
This is called an "agape aptitude assessment".
(As you know the internet is stuffed with all kinds of people wandering all over cyberspace).
Hey, you say, this is all a waste of time,how much is the Visa?
bpbpbp this is exactly why we need to take it slow here.
We are not talking about fair market value just now, we're talking about your heart.
So...here is the preliminary AAT, ANGELIC APTITUDE TEST.
in the context of Valanga di Vita, what does V stand for? A. Vendetta, a plot to get revenge. B. Viper, a snazzy sports car. C. Vangelo, which is V plus angelo.
In the context of Uriel University, what does the V stand for? A. Varsity, which is short for University. B. Vice Squad. C. In Vino Verita.
Listen to the conversation between celentano and the student, "Barbara Streisand" LOL, in which he says, we dont know how to communicate anymore, there's no dialogue, and he wanted to make that point.
The strange way the class is conducted is part, Adriano thinks he's Mr Steal your girl (but he's also making fun of that Elvis style singing in a certain way because he probably knows Elvis's agents paid girls to act like that and maybe his agents did as well), and part the old formal way that Italians used to treat professors.
In the conversatoin with the nun in the hospital, the sick man says the magazines are there because you have to have the will to live,VIVERE, the nun says who is this VIVERE is it a doctor, a nurse, who?
Then the vivere word gets mispronounced to annibale or something and Adriano says "annivale sono io" which means, IT ME
ok too much rambilng.
The video itself is anyone's guess but in the conversation he's clearly pulling a Tolkien, and saying that singers and musicians should help the world to communicate with Universal Love.
The Mina version with the ballet dancer is more modern, you can peep that as well.