WELCOME TO THE VALANGA VISA PROGRAM
VALANGAVERSE PRINTABLE PASSPORT (28 pages just like the US passport, made by doubling an 8" by 11" sheet "twice" over
THIS IS NOT A GOVERNMENT RECOGNIZED BY THE UNITED NATIONS AT THIS POINT.
It may sound like a joke but you never know what could happen if the angels like an idea.
They appear to have a lot of influence in heaven.
COULD LINK TO GATE AGENT BY SESSA HERE except we need to check out the movie first and see what it's about.
It's about an angel?
So if you are a martyr you get the "cross" stamp and skip the line, otherwise all the pages need a stamp to prove you passed the AGAPE ASSESSMENT.
This could very well be similar to what happens when you die except obv there is no "stamp".
What we need in order to propose this new form of government by love (the Kingdom of God is among you) is to be as knowledgeable as possible on how the laws developed, where did the passport originate and from what ancient territorial feuds did it derive?
It goes back a lot further than Westphalia.
"Always be ready to give a reason" because if something is true, it will ultimately be solid.
The Heart is your passport, and Love is your currency"--Carlos Santana.
THE HOLDER OF THIS DOCUMENT WHETHER DIGITAL OR PAPER MAY PASS INTO ANY TERRITORY CONTROLLED BY OR MAINTAINING AMICABLE RELATIONS WITH THE VALANGA DI VITA VALANGAVERSE OF LOVE.
If you think that sounds corny, well Santana is Mexican and they lived on corn for thousands of years.
So the Valanga Visa is based on the validity of the Vangelo.
That's right. Corny as anything.
You dont need to give your criminal rap sheet nor your fingerprints
If God loves you, who are we to say we don't?
Also, why do you think debit cards have names like VISA and MASTERCARD?
It's because money is the true passport to anywhere.
Make no mistake.
Make up a song about why you want a valanga visa , or mash one up, and upload it to the volcano.
What does that mean you say? We're not sure.It probably means we're not ready yet but you have to start somewhere.
If you do that, and it passes angelic muster, which probably means you'll have to go on a pilgrimage to a Shrine recognized as angelic by Pope Pizza, and get an official proof that you were there, we'll stamp your passport from any nation or tribe that is not violent to us with the Valanga Visa Stamp.
You dont even need one red cent.
If you dont have a passport print the above document.